It was love at first sight. The love of my life was sitting demurely in a music shop in Worthing, quiet and still. I walked up to her, picked her up - and she had to be mine.

That Martin still is mine, thought I've had another and another since then. That's big o' me, I suppose.

(Gets coat).

Actually, in a pub. She was drinking pints and I fancied one meself.