"There aren't two of them surely?"

Aw hell, Ebbie....there are thousands of these sort of lads all over Canada. Specially in the rural areas and small towns. ;-) You can find them congregating at the Beer Store, the garage, and the local seedy bar...usually from about 12:00 noon on until the wee hours. They open beer bottles with their teeth, engage in chug-a-lug contests, proudly demonstrate how they can make fart sounds with their underarms by a quick movement of the right arm against the body, and make crude passes at the waitresses.

A number of these worthy chaps, including Shane himself, have been apprehended and studied closely by visiting aliens who are still attempting to determine if there is really any intelligent life on this planet.