Why in the world would Shame want to touch any part of himself with anything? I just checked and Health Canada, the CDC, and WHO have not only urgent warnings out about him ("Shoot On Sight: World Epidemiological Reservoir, Class V"), but he is also the subject of the world's first human recall ("Dangerous to life...totally defective").

Yes, Amos, I can do that. That's because I got to the gym and work out AND because I am so very, very intelligent.