i hate u
u hate me
barney gave me HIV
so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head
now that purple bastards dead

i hate u
u hate me
lets get together and kill barney
with a shot gun BANG BANG barneys on the floor
no more purple dinosaur

sorry kids
no more fun
i shot barney up the bum
with a big fat shotgun and bullets through his head
the purple dino is now dead




to jingle bells:
jingle bells, jingle bells
santa claus is dead
rudolph got a 44 and shot him in the head HEY!
barbie doll barbie doll
tried to save his life
teddy bear, teddy bear
stabbed her with a knife