Now, if you like stress, Rapaire, here are some neat ways of getting it...

1. Always do everything at the last possible moment. Procrastinate and delay the inevitable by any means possible!

2. Don't pay your bills on time. Better yet, don't pay them at all!

3. Tell lots of lies to people, and try to remember them all clearly so you can invent hundreds of new lies to cover them.

4. Cheat on your wife, your partner, your employer, etc....they'll never find out. ;-)

5. Always speed when driving, use a fuzzbuster, and watch constantly for the cops so you'll see them before they see you.

6. NEVER let another car pass you on the highway! It would be an affront to your manhood.

7. Answer any slight with extreme hostility. Be prepared to use physical violence if people don't agree that you are in the right about something.

8. Be late for ALL your appointments. They'll realize how special you are when you finally arrive.

9. Laugh in the face of danger. Swat teams are not nearly as tough as they make themselves out to be.

;-D