I know a young student who found him a bug
I don't know how, he found him a bug.
He found the bug right under his bumper
Who it belonged to, now that was a stumper.
So he published a picture out on the web
and then the EFF Bee of I certainly said:

We planted no bug, not a one,no siree;
it isn't ours; As you plainly see.
It isn't out bug, from under your bumper
Who planted it there, is surely a stumper.

It isn't our bug, no it isn't at all
Some other agency set it to crawl.
It isn't our bug, from under your bumper
Who put it there, is surely a stumper.

It isn't our bug; for bugs we do lack
We never bugged you; that is a fact
It isn't our bug; why don't you believe
It isn't our bug - and we want it BACK!