I enjoy surreal jokes, comments and conundrums as much as my friend George who would say "now that will keep him thinking for days."

Nowadays there are uniformed security guards everywhere. They are usually posted outside at the exit of a store to purportedly check your receipt for any descrepencies such as carrying a canoe but only have a reciept for a pack of Depends.

Sometimes I play my part in a subdued deadpan personality or other times in a highly excited state in which I approach the security guard asking
"are you security? ...oh thank god, I need your help. I'm insecure. Do you know where I find more Security? Do you have any you could spare...etc.


So far the reactions are appreciative and laughing for a moment outside the usual drudgery of being a security guard.