As a piano accordion player, I sympathize with you poor buggers who have been tortured by those who have the instrument but no musical talent or experience....

Sadly, the only way to stop being howled down and kicked out by you guys when I turn up with mine, is have you let me play a couple of my 'party pieces' first, to show you I have some music 'talent'.... but then I'm often accused of 'showing off'....