Ya' know............There I was......Happy as the proverbial clam, make that a 45 pound clam, because I had successfully captured #1100 and it seemed to have finally killed this thread which has long been heavily laden and sinking from the weight of Conradshit. But now I arrive back to find even more shit piling up!!!

My gawd, it IS impressissive!

Now that everyone but Conrad the Dumbass has been well educated in turkey lore, I suggest we all feast on these 45 pound birds which at that size I would figure to be tougher than a brickbat. If we can down a few of these things we will then need to have access to some really big fuckin' hedges to hold the massive amounts of shit produced.

Conrad, you seem to be soliciting votes for your election to the glorious honor of being named "Dumbest Ass in Four Countries." Since you have no real conception of REAL traditions and seem hell bent on making your own, why not go on with the tough turkey eating and make it symbolic of you personally eating out Maggie Thatcher's ass.

Spaw