Actually, Sawz... Ol' Hillbilly was neither "shitfaced or stoned" last night... Ya' see, I'm staying with my son-in-law's mother-in-law's house and showing the utmost respect to her and her house...

But today is our last day in NC so maybe tonight will be different tho getting "shitfaced or stoned" ain't something I engage in too often these days... Okay, may a couple beers and a *single* puff from the "peace pipe" but neither gets me either "shitfaced or stoned" so...

...guess again...

B~