But wait ... there's MORE ...

"If you wanna' get in trouble, let me tell you how to do it,
Just go to a church concert, and then you're into it,
'cause the room is big, and the seats are wood,
and the music doesn't really sound like it should ...
... kinda muffled .... tame ... and there ain't no wine!

The intermission is the time to beware,
You never know what to expect in there,
You're surrounded by bibles and tithing cards,
Everyone whispers it's no place for bards ...
... kinda quiet ... no joy ... spooky!

I'll grab my coat and hat and find the back door now! bob