"Facts - You wouldn't know them if they bit you on yer ass"

Oh, yeah...what a great way to start a conversation! That's just guaranteed to get things off on the right foot! ;-D Yer a real dimplomat, Bobertz. You oughta come to Chi-town and talk to the local gorillas like that, you'd never have a dull day! No siree.

You lookin' for some real aggravation, man? You want some in-yer-face arguin'? Well, I got a little free time next week, see? I'll bring down a set of brass knuckles and a baseball bat and we can talk "politics" all day, bust up the furniture, knock out a few teeth, give the P-vine somethin' to really get ticked off about, and maybe get you kicked out of the house fer a month or so. Ha! Then you and me can go down to the local boozery, kick some redneck ass, and drown our sorrows in cheap hooch till the cows come home. If the cops show up, I'll just flash my badge. No problemo. Can you take noogies, man? I deliver fierce noogies when I put a guy in a headlock, but I bet you can take 'em. Rock on, Roscoe. I'll see you soon, okay?

- Chongo