Well, he's 24 years old. He has still not "grown up" as a player and, obviously, not as a man. But... there is hope in both cases. He has years yet on the pitch. Not likely on the wife.

In any case, I wish I could still frolic on the pitch and perhaps make a few bob. And, seeing as how I am not married, I might fancy some of that fun... but no matter what coin I might make, 1200 pounds seems a bit Sterling to me. For that kinda cash, I would want some discreet sex. And really, really good... ahem.