McCarthy is dead and McGuinness dont know it. McGuinness is dead and McCarthy dont know it. They both lay dead in the very same bed, but neither one know that the other is dead.

This fellow McCarthy, this fellow McGuinness, decided to settle it once and for all. One used a shovel and one used a rock. Both were in heaven by 7 o'clock.

Cause, McCarthy is dead and McGuinness dont know it. McGuinness is dead and McCarthy dont know it. They both lay dead in the very same bed, but neither one know that the other is dead.