Hi there,

I'm new around here and could do with a quick pint of real ale to recover from a summer of folk festivals and Morris dancing; mind if I sit by the fire and chill out for a bit?

What's that? Do I sing or play? Well yes, I do sing a bit and I play the anglo concertina.

The name? Well I'm the only Scotsman I know of who dances the Morris! Mainly Northwest Clog, but a bit of border as well; certainly a rare sight in Fife.

Thank-you barman, a wonderful pint of Harviestoun 80; just what I needed.

Aahhh!

Jock Morris