5 Tips On Infiltrating The National Tea Party Convention 2/4-2/6


The National Tea Party Convention is taking place February 4th- 6th at the Opryland Hotel in Nashville.

Man, I'd give my whole entire collection of Obama=Hitler signs to infiltrate this event.

INFILTRATION TIP #1: Find a local chapter of the Tea Party Patriots. Email to say you're interested in joining. Get a few emails going back-and-forth.(Easy to do because most of the leaders are old people with way too much free time on their hands.) Bring up the topic of the National Tea Party Convention and mention you have an interest in attending. Register for the event with their stamp of approval. Enjoy the convention!

INFILTRATION TIP #2: Find a few names of Tea Party leaders who are attending the event through their individual websites. Get to the convention early and check-in under their names. Those of you in San Francisco can obtain fake ID's on Mission Street. Enjoy the convention!

INFILTRATION TIP 3: See if there's anyway to become a volunteer at the convention. A lot of these events run on volunteers. Enjoy the convention!

INFILTRATION TIP #4: Book a room at the Opryland Hotel. Arrive a day early. Note where all employee entrances and exits to various conference rooms. Dress in the employee uniform with a change of clothes underneath. Enjoy the convention!

INFILTRATION TIP #5: Try to snap a photo of an attendee's convention badge. Create a reproduction in Photoshop and laminate the fake badge at Kinko's. Enjoy the convention!