I have been stealth reading this thread for some time and have wondered by no one has said..

Bill...no posts.. (or) I am not a poster but a Billbored with it all (or) I am a bored poster posting posthaste with hastypudding poster boy for not posting posthumourously. (or) Posting on the posterior of the don't post here post pones the posting of the post like structure on top of which is a mailbox and the mailbox is where you will find post cards and cards will again be posted from parts unknown as the vacationers send post cards to the mailbox on the post ..etc...