Well done! A psychedelic Silver BLOB to Neil D for the rhetorical:
Hit me on the head, and knocked me down and ground
me into the black top
Why can you never find a cop, when you really need one

And a ghostly BLOB to Trapper (Al Boyce) for the eerie:
When all at once a six foot bird with wattles and a comb
Came strutting on the sidewalk - to block his route to home

Keep up the good work, Challengees!