"AHA! She's an outside agitator! So goldang it, she had it comin' to her!! Whew....for a second there I thought we'd gone too far! And by the way, where the hell are the police when you really need 'em, like when I need to be prevented from givin some liberal feminazi a good and well-deserved kick in the head! I call it a lack of proper goldang governmental interference in one of the few cases where its required!"

-Tim Profitt, Patriot and Constitutional Theorist