I hope the wedding went well, and I'm sure all Challengees, both regular and irregular, as well as members of the Lurker's Society, will wish the new couple every happiness for the future. In a rare display of good taste the Challengees have restrained themselves from composing an epithalamium on "Mousethief's Daughter's Wedding", but I am sure Challengees will soon revert to their usual lyrical celebrations of the worst excesses of human and animal behaviours.

There are some excellent examples above, but after all these years I'm grateful to have discovered not just one, but two, answers to the age-old question:- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

1) To steal a bicycle
2) To join a band of urban guerrillas gorillas

Matthew