Kermit the Frog went to his bank to apply for a loan. All he had for collateral was a small jade statue. The loan officer was named Paddy Whack.
When he saw what Kermit had for collateral he said, "No, I can't accept that it's worthless."
Kermit had a fit, so Mr. Whack called in the bank manager and told him what was up. Manager looked at Kermit, then at his "collateral" and said,



( if you don't see this coming, you are really thick)



"That's a nick knack, Paddy Whack, give the Frog a loan."