"There's a state of war on the nursery floor"

So said 'GUEST Anne Croucher on 13/04/2004' under the thread 'Singing in Morris Tunes'

According to Anne, she was singing this song in the mid 50s along with the her other song entitled "Nellie the Elephant".

However, I cannot remember the words to "There's a state of war" etc.
and I wonder if Anne (if she is still about) or anyone else can help me, PLEASE?

Thanking you in anticipation

Jonibee