Ceto since that's kinda off-topic I'm going to award you a Silver Engraved Apology Award rather than the Silver BLOB for the tongue-in-cheeky:

Some juicy details I could add
for taunting vers'fication,
but then, I am a loyal dad,
resisting the temptation ...

And a Silver BLOB for the delightful rhyme of gorillas and thrill as.