"...All those cream sauces and pies. Mostly on her hips."

REAL women HAVE *hips*, Richard.... ;0)

Contrary to how so many fashion designers want to depict us, most of are not boy-shaped, heroin-addicted thin, or a Size Zero.

We come in all different shapes and sizes, and the vast majority of women are curvey, going in and out..and er..sometimes, out a little further in all the right places... ;0)

We may end up thinnner when we're older, but for gawd's sake, let us revel in our hips and all our other curves whilst we still can.

"Cream tea, Darling?"

"Oooh! YES, please!"

:0)


And yes, before anyone gets upset, slender lassies are also lovely... :0)