ANOTHER VERSION....narrow escape for the pig!

'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
To keep my feet from wandering I tried,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
We sang "never mind the weather" just as long as we're together
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
"All self respect he loses when such company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.

Yes the pig got up and slowly Walked away, walked away,
He was really too particular to stay.

One morning Pat O'Reilly, said to his missus, shyly
Tonight some friends of mine are dining here,
Said his wife,who comes from Bantree
"There is nothing in the pantry"
And the family pig collapsed in mortal fear,
Mrs.Pat said "What the dickens- I can kill a pair of chickens
Or would Pork and sage and onions be ok?"
"Are these friends some men I'm knowin'?"
Pat said "Isaac,Stein and Cohen"
And the pig got up and slowly walked away