Just heard a parody of "Teddy bears' picnic" which was brilliant - trouble is, it's not in the DigiTrad. It starts normally, except the last line is "today's the day the teddy bears have their rave-up".

Some bits I can remember:-

"Rave-up time for teddy bears,
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
See them grooving to those heavy sounds
That only Status Quo know how to play."

"If you go down to the woods today, you'd better have stayed away
Cos Daddy and Mummy and Baby Bear have found a new game to play.
(something, something) where nobody sees, there's Goldilocks tied to a tree,
You'd better believe that she's getting more than porridge!"

"At 6 o'clock the police are coming to take them all away
Because they're naughty little teddy bears."

Does anyone know the rest of this? Or who wrote it? I'd really like to learn this one!

Grab.