Rangy Lil

Don't move over pardner,
I didn't shit on the seat..
I just came down from the northland,
That's mud, not shit on my feet.

Don't move over pardner,
And I'll tell you a tale of law..
The sad, sad tale of Rangy Lil

Now, Lil taught school before she went west,
But she gave that up cause she liked fucking best..

Lil was a whore, she was awful loose,
And if you ain't goosed Lil than you just ain't goosed

When Ole Lil Fucked, she fucked for keeps
And piled victims up on heaps..

There was a standing bet around our town
No man alive could fuck her down!

But over the hill from Drag Ass Creek
Came a little shit named Half Assed Pete…

He laid his cock on Murphy's Bar,
Christ, it stretched from here to thar..

36 inches from stem to stern
a foot around with a cute little turn..

The people all came from the county seat,
To watch that halfbreed sink his meat..

Ole Lil knew she had met her fate,
But to call the bet off, it was just too late..

The place of the contest was set by Lil..
Behind the shithouse on Dugan Hill..

They started in like the summer's breeze
That whispers through the sycamore trees..

Lil tried cross fucks, and double stunts
And stunts unknown to the common cunts,

But Pete was with her every trick
And kept on reeling out more prick

Finally Pete, he shot his fire,
And Lil, gasped, and did expire..

We nailed her drawers to the shit house door,
In memory of that plucky whore… Rangy Lil

Author unknown. I heard it from my Dad, in the 70's, but he was in the Army during WW2, and he heard it during AA training at Ft Bliss in Texas. Along with some others I have listed below.


Various Rhymes and Limericks, Authors Unkown 1920-1940's dates of origination
Most with no title.



She ripped and she snorted, and shit on the floor
The wind from her ass blew the cat out the door

The pale moon shone on the nipples of her tits
And she cleans her teeth with Bluebird shit!


Cunt and cabbage fried in snot,
With two pickled assholes tied in a knot

MEXICAN WHORE

Way down in cunt valley,
Where the red river flows,
The cocksuckers flourish..
And the maidenheads grow..

the sweet Adeline the Queen of Some More,
was a hot fucking, cocksucking, Mexican whore..

She'll fuck ya
She'll suck ya
And chew on your nuts..
If you don't watch her
She'll suck out your guts!

She'll fuck for a quarter, less or more
That hot fucking cockcucking Mexican whore,

Now she is dead
And down in her tomb
The crickets and maggots
Chew on her womb

Still, she'll roll over and holler for more
She's a hot fucking, cocksucking, Mexican Whore!

MAN FROM NANTUCKET

There was an ole man from Nantucket
His cock was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!





OLE WHORE FROM SAINT CLAIR

I fucked an ole whore from St Clair
I got her right down in the chair

The furniture broke and lost my stroke
And my musket went off in the air!

OLD WHORE FROM VIRGINIA

I fucked an ole whore from Virginia,
Goddamn her ole soul she was dead
The maggots ran out of her asshole
And the hair all fell off of her head!

There were many, many more.. If I can remember more I will come back and
Post them..   

There was one where in the text was the following:

Her lips were pink, like a rooster's dink,
And her hair was horseshit brown..

Then something like..

I'll fuck her when the sun goes down…

Yes these are raunchy, but truly these are a part of America's history, culture, and should be studied to investigate our heritage, truly if you don't like this stuff, then don't read it. But if you were born in the USA, this is part of your heritage, like it or not.