Don't know if I can ever come back to mudcat again! I saw "Jaws" when it first came out and umpteen times on television and remained relatively unmoved. A non-swimmer anyway, I never saw too many great whites around Edinburgh or indeed Reading where I now live.

This morning I read this whole thread and now have a nightmare that if I ever go near water, Richie Black will be waiting with his new set of false teeth to bite my bum!

I might never sit on the loo again!

Eddie