I `ad that "thecoombes" in my cab the other day. `e was well engrossed in a pile of papers and appeared to be ticking off names or something.
I said` "What`s up Coombesey?. You going through your Christmas card list or something?
`e said, " Nah Jim. I`ve gotta run the "The Old Pig & Whistle" folk club tonight and the old problem of `oo can and `oo can`t do a floor spot `as raised it`s ugly `ead. Performance is key nowadays in the clubs, y`know."
I said, "Why don`t you `ave a special "no `opers night" then?. That ought`a suit everybody."
`e said, "Nice one, Jim, but there wouldn`t be enough room for `em all!!"

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