Right you 'orrible little man. No job, eh? I'll teach you to get a job! You WILL scrub lavatories, paint walls, pick up litter and used condoms (oh, sorry Dave) or starve to death. Many a man in my old regiment did worse.

Oh, what, 2.5 million like you and only half a million jobs? Not my problem you horrible little man. Not an excuse. Go and get a job. Answers permitted in this man's army are "Yes Sir!" or "No excuse Sir".




Can there be ANY excuse for any honest man not now to invest in a sniper rifle and a flat overlooking the Houses of Parliament?