Ya need a box truck? Newspapers are gettin' rid of 'em left and right. Everybody's readin' the paper online so they don't need as many cubes an' step-vans to get the handful of genuine paper papers they still sell distributed. They'll all fit in the trunk of a Mini Cooper.

As for what really torques me... People who randomly hack up a block of cheddar cheese instead of slicing it neatly. That's it. I can forgive anything else, but don't fuck up my cheese.