I have a beard when I forget to shave for too long, which then becomes too uncomfortable to shave, which then becomes a beard until that becomes too itchy and then it all comes off again.

I have sandals when I'm somewhere nice and hot. Abroad mostly.

I have no patterned sweaters. I don't smoke a pipe. I enjoy real ale and real good whisky.

Can't think of any other stereotypes.

Oh - When I sing I neither cup my ear or stick a finger in.