Yeah, actually I do own a pair of sandals. I wear them on the beach.
At this time, I also have a small beard, just around the chops though, ala Mike Gatting but younger and far better looking.
However... Some mates heard I was playing at a venue recently and although knew I was a musician, (of sorts, occasionally....) had only heard me on albums, never live. So a few turned up. Took the piss for months afterwards as the "compere" managed the full monty. Beard, lumpy pullover, beige shorts, socks and sandals.