"at least they aren't failed weird beards with a warped view due to that ruddy great chip on their shoulder.
If we must have such a pissing contest, choose your weapons. Mine is a personal tax bill last year of £123K."

Well at least we're all clear about what precisely counts as "failure" and success for the likes of Bonzo and Willie. It's all about how much money you either do or do not make. Nice one.

Mind you, as another Mudcatter put it to me (not Richard incidentally) if Willie brays on about how fat his paycheck is in any more posts, s/he will also "start steaming".