There's a guy at the university here -- Jeff Meldrum -- who's one of the world's experts on Bigfoot (or Biggy, as we call him out here). Jeff told me that seeing Biggy is a real experience, especially if he's walking down Clark Street and you run into him around 2 a.m. after a night at Hooligan's. Folks swear that they've seen Biggy pick up a UPRR locomotive, eat it, burp, and continue on up into the hills. Of course, the UP denies this but they're part of the cover-up.