Amazing what the mind doesnt throw out

Diarrhea

Chrs: Diarrhea, 'thbt' 'thbt' Diarrhea, "thbt" "thbt"

Riding down the sewer On a piece of Horse maneur

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Some people think its funny But its really rot and runny

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Floating down the gutter On a piece of bread and butter

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Run to get the mail And you find you've got a pail of...

You can pretty well make up the verses as you go along the last one is by me (so purists can exclude it from the folk process :) )

cheers,

Bo