A real gentlemen like David C would never ever mention in mixed company that his willie was steaming.

The mere reference to a steaming willie brings all sorts of uncouth images to mind. I'm quite sure Mrs Thatcher would have dismissed you comments out of hand, until your zip was done up.

A sobriquet like your own is tantamount to approval of all sorts of licentious behaviour, loose living and immorality.

Very frankly, there is a time and place for everything. Put it away!
We're not all Wayne Rooneys.