Well murder implies some act of premeditation and malice aforethought, rather than having fun with a fire extinguisher in the heat of a fracas. Sort of jape that David and his mates in the Bullingdon did all the time, wasn't it?

Theres a scene in 'Doctor in the House' that would have all you lot quaking your beds for the future of society.

I think as usual, all that shit is politically motivated. I didn't see anything on the telly that looked much worse than a new years eve punch up. Attempted murder, my arse!