Scans are being copied and pirated to some sick webbastards? Unreal.

Must be videos taken by the staff, maybe?

In any case, just ask for a pat down. As far as being sexually abused as a child VT... come on... this is not sexual abuse and equating it to that in anyone's mind is a bit of a stretch. If anyone is that retentive they need a full brain scan.

The thing that evades me about the guy with the little dick is this... did he have a hardon when he went through the scanner? Otherwise, how could anyone judge the size of his dick? My dick is a wee tiny thing when I am being scanned but if Sandy was patting me down it would be a far different story. There's a big difference between a pocket novel and hardcover.