Thank goodness I don't know Hernando's Hideaway.

Ah, sea fever - I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and sky
I left my vest and pants there, I wonder if they're dry! sorry, threadcreep to Spike Milligan there.....

Another favorite - my name is Ozymandias, king of kings, look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.... Always wanted to reply that, when ever someone on the phone asks my name.....

LTS