Albert, you dumkopf! I did all the work on that relativity thing while you watched mensur fights at the University with the faculty! You schmuck! You not only didn't give me the credit for the mathematics as you said you would, but you never ever put the toilet seat up and when you did you never put it down! There's good reasons why I divorced you, scheisskopf! You should have stayed in the patent office where you had a good job!