LOL!!! I think we've lost him, folks...

Well, I can eat all the grapefruits I want, because I don't take any pharmaceuticals, aside from the occasional aspirin.

Amos, I cannot take you up on your generous offer, because I very much doubt that I have in fact won a yacht. I think they were scamming me and the "yacht" was the bait. They only needed me to pay a $1500 tax and delivery charge before shipping it here. Such nice people! I put them off, saying I just don't have room for another yacht at the moment. I did, however, take the liberty of calling them back and I advised them to get in touch with you instead and gave them your number. You will probably be hearing from them shortly, and will be very excited when they tell you that YOU have won the yacht! Good luck with that, eh? They usually call about 3 times a day, and always at suppertime.

The mystery of the missing grapefruit has been solved, by the way. Chongo ate it.