Speaking of getting wound into knots, I now have in my hands, the all-time right answer to the unanswerable question (is now making its rounds thru' the 'net, and is my favourite of the year!!!) Don't bother with applause, just send money, payable to my "Hawaii" fund...

The chicken and the egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and looking tired, but pleased. The egg is frustrated and fidgity (sic??) and says out loud, to no one in particular, "Well, I guess that answers THAT question!"

Now, the question is (Thank you, Dr. Suess): Which would you rather be, a chicken or an egg!