Well, seein' as folks didn't like my "fly nude" idea I've come up with another idea:

Get better lookin' TSAers... I mean, if yer5 gonna get groped then having someone of the opposite sex that looks good would probably be good fir the industry... Heck, might increase business... Of course you'd need some attractive gay-gropers, too... I mean, everyone would be happy, right???

B~