Amos has been in the utmost confusion for years, Rapparee. I hardly think than posting lengthy excerpts from the Nibelungenlied would make matters any worse.

His idea for an Unreality TV show, however, is a brilliant one. Chongo and Shane and a host of other mental creations of mine stand ready to rush into the breach and contribute their considerable talents toward realizing this worthy concept.

I can still recall the incredible steel cage match where Amos and his parakeet took on William Shatner and a Hillary Clinton inflatable doll and Osama's goat in a free-for-all battle to the finish! The goat, Esmeralda, finally won the match after Hillary exploded and Amos and Shatner and the parakeet were rendered mutually hors de combat. It was unforgettable! A film of that match should definitely be shown to give historical context to the proposed TV show.