Perhaps the real lesson is the mentality of the kind of people who take something like Dancing-Half-Nekkid-With the Stars dead seriously, regardless of their political stance. On the one side you have people who would stuffa a ballot box to vote for me as the world's greatest swimmer, if they thought I exemplified their right-wing fanaticism, so long as I didn't get eliminated from the competition by drowning, which would be all too likely. On the other, death threats against a young woman over the possible outcome of a so-called competition among people who are invited to take part because they are famous for being famous.

How many seasons before the debut of the series "America's Funniest Violent Deaths"?