Poor Bristol...

Not the best dancer in Hollywood, or even on her reality show.

Gotta million dollars, a beautiful baby, a pretty face, but the shame of being ordinary. How horrid...

Why oh, why, didn't she lose the pregnancy and go to college so she could apply to law school in hopes of getting a law degree and becoming an assistant district attorney in Bowie or somewhere? Why? Assistant district attorneys are so happy and her life is so terrible.

Poor us...

How wrong it is that she has imposed herself so brutally on our defenseless living rooms. How wrong it is that people persistently like people that we don't.

Have I got all the key points of this thread?