while the organ peeled potatoes
lard was rendered by the choir
as the preacher preached his sermon
some one set the church on fire

"holy smokes" the preacher shouted
as his wig flew in the air
now his head resembles heaven
as there is no parting there


id love to know the rest i remember it was posted in dear abby many years ago. my mother and father used to sing it when i was a child