Went through the security point at a Canadian airport, domestic flight. I have an artificial hip that always sets off the detector. I say, ``I have an artificial hip.`` A guy comes and pats me down. Last time I said in a loud clear voice:``What gives here. It`s always some GUY patting me down. Why can`t I be patted down by one of the lovely gals behind that counter`` as I pointed to two ladies. They smiled and I looked at the fellow who said, ``Luck of the draw. Trust me.`` I laughed.

I think Canucks take it seriously, but they haven`t yet gotten psycho about it.