Kendall,
I can appreciate Ms. Pearl's perspective. But I say, "Feel me up as much as you need to. Just put on a clean pair of plastic gloves first, and don't leave my purse and laptop out there somewhere on the conveyor belt for someone to grab them while you're groping me."

Oh, and I'll add:
"Don't kid yourself that this is going to keep anyone who's really determined from blowing up the plane,"